You don’t want the 911 operator getting hangry to you?

He’s not as speedy as I remember.

That’s one heck of a donation.  Everyone who picked up a jacket in the last few weeks is checking the pockets right now.  I hope she gets it back.

If rent gets too steep, you could always live in the bathroom at work.

Dolly’s retreat is on the market.

Whoa!!  That’s some tough love.

This is straight out of a movie!!

Do normal people still fly?

Odd.

Yikes!!

These are good!! I’m not sure that she’s the most perfect woman in the world…

Man’s best friend?  Hardly!

Um…no.

Weird.

Finally, something I would trust AI doing.

Yikes!!  It followed you home.

Which way do you move the decimal point?

Imagine her embarrassment.  HA!! https://www.yahoo.com/news/oops-ex-girlfriend-vandalizes-wrong-213214014.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

Yikes!!  That’s all.

Technology is even in your jammies!

Ski goggles, and Amazon vest, and teal-colored Huffy.  A criminal mastermind. It’s actually pretty cute.